JOKES

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who

is four years older than I am. I was maybe 3 and a half years old and had
just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other
injuries.
Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of
my favourite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother
was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of
'tea', which was just water.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came
home.
My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea,
because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'
My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea
for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then she says to him, 'Did it
ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is
the toilet??'
...Mothers know!!

JOKES

The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours.

The blacksmith immediately began his instructions to the lad, "When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer."
The apprentice did just as he told.
Now he's the village blacksmith

Can you see our candles



Burning in the night?


Lights of love we send you


Rays of purest light.






Children we remember,


Though missing from our sight.


In honor and remembrance


We light candles in the night.






All across the big blue marble,


Spinning out in space,


Can you see the candles burning,


From this human place?






Oh, angels gone before us,


Who taught us perfect love,


This night the world lights candles


That you may see them from above.






Tonight the globe is lit by love,


Of those who know great sorrow.


But as we remember our yesterdays


Let“s light one candle for tomorrow.

miss u

A day without you,


Is a day without me,

For you make me who I am,

And who I want to be.

A day without you,

Is a day without light,

For you light up my sky,

And you light up my life.

A day without you,

Is a day without sound,

For I open my ears,

To hear you around.

A day without you,

Is a day without cheer,

For you make me smile,

And you don“t cause a tear.

A day without you,

Is a day without sight,

For you open my eyes,

And make my world bright.

SENDING YOU MY LOVE

Sending you my love



with words spoken true


From the depths of my heart


I send them to you






Like petals of a rose


is the touch of your face


I can feel it every time


we“re wrapped in embrace






The taste of your lips


is like sweet dripping honey


Feels like butterflies swirlin“


inside of my tummy






The warmth of your touch


is like a torch of fire


The tingling inside


makes me burn with desire






So I just wanna say


my love for you is true


Along with these words


I wanna say “I Love You“

my love

My love is like an ocean


It goes down so deep

My love is like a rose

Whose beauty you want to keep.



My love is like a river

That will never end

My love is like a dove

With a beautiful message to send.



My love is like a song

That goes on and on forever

My love is like a prisoner

It“s to you that I surrender.

shayari

                         1
log poochtey hain kyun surkh hain tumhari aankhen


hans ke keh deti hoon raat so na saki

lakh chahun bhi magar ye keh na sakun

raat rone ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki.........
                        2
 
Haqeeqat jaan lo bichad jaane se pehle,


Meri sun lo apni sunaane se pehle,

Ye soch lena bhulane se pehle,

Bahut royi hain ye aankhein muskurane se pehle!
                       3
Hasne ke baad kyon rulati hai duniya,


Jaane ke baad kyon bulati hai duniya,

Zindage mein kuch kasar baaki thi,

jo marne ke baad jalati hai duniya!
                     4
Zindagi ke rahoon me aise bhi mod aate hain,


jab saawan ke saath pat-jhhad bhi aate hain.

Are aansu ke saagar me moti bhi milte hain,

jo unhe dhoond lete he hain, wahi zindagi jee lete hain.
                       5
Batoon Batoon Mein bicharnay ka ishara kerkay


khud bhi roya wo buhat hum say kinara kerkay



sochta rehta hoon tanhai mein anjam-e-khuloos

phir usi jurm-e-muhabbat ko dobara kerkay



jagmaga di hain teray shehar ki galian mein nay

apnay her ashk ko palkoon pe sitara kerkay



dekh laitay hain chalo hosla apnay dil ka

aur kuch roz teray sath guzara kerkay



aik hi shehar mein rehna magar milna nahee

dekhtay hain ye azziat gawara kerkay
                      6
Kab kaun kisi ka hota hai


Sub jhootey rishtey naate hain...

Sub dil rakhney ki batein hain

Sub asal roop chhupate hain...

Ikhlaq se khali log yahan

Lafzon ke teer chalate hain...

I baar nigahon mein aakar

Phir saari umar rulate hain...

Who jis NE diye hain ashk humein

AB us ko bhool hi jaate hain...